A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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