So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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