I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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