Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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