If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We're too hungover to prance.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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