You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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