Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just invented taco cereal.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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