know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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