Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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