chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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