You're earring is so big in my mouth
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
