That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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