"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Soap is not a condiment
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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