I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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