im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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