I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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