then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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