I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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