"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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