I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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