Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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