come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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