So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I checked into jail on foursquare
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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