It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
