don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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