Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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