But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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