Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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