Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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