I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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