you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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