We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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