I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
