i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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