My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have tasted many bathrooms
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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