What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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