Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Text me some of your sweat
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