Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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