all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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