you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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