I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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