Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
