i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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