I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Randomize
