so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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