2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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