It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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