My friends, they love my intelligence
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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