halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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