Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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