my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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