I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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