I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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