I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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