I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Every concussion has its silver lining
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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