we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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