He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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